The language problem...

It's true that, since English is not my mother language, this might go a bit less interesting, since I have no way to express some stuff that are part of the Brazilian way...

However, I haven't tried to make a fun english text, maybe because I had nothing funy to write about, but now I do: out adventure fishing for sharks yesterday!

Well, I've talked there at the Live Bait, and found out that people go fishing for sharks on a sea wall, one of those they build to protect a harbor of ig waves, so we should walk to the end of it, fish a little fish to use it as a live bait, and then fish for the Bull Shark, which would not be much bigger than 1 meter, if it would be that big.

Ok, so I talked to Justin, a guy who works at the restaurant too, and he said he had a couple of fishing poles, and as he was not working on the night, we could go. So we went to his house to drink some beer after work and arrange everything, since the best time is supposed to be the late evening when the sun is going down, and I left work at 5 pm.

That's when the fun begins... at his house, I had way too much to drink, and so I was already not much up to fishing anymore... Sósia and Pedro decided to join us, and when they got there we were all very drunk and they had to go to Mc Donalds for the overnight shift - or shit, as they say: overnight shit - so they could not drink as much as we did to have the absurd fun the drunk people have whyle doing nothing...

Then Justin showed us the fishing poles! HAHHAHAHA unbelievable!! They could not handle anything but a big Traíra!! Anything bigger than that would destroy the line and if the line resisted the pole would break hahaha and we said: "Did you think you would get sharks with this!?" "Ah, not really... but we'll catch something!!" hahahha The shark could eat that hook and wouldn't even feel anything while it was going down his throat!!

Ok, so far our shar fishing turned into a regular sea fishing by the sea wall. Then we went to the bait shop to buy some little calamaris to serve as baits. Then we started talking about how far the sea wall was, and how late it was, and as I noticed Justin was not very enthusiastic about the idea anymore, I supported him on voting in favor to fish on the beach, from the sand... At this time we had already bought all the fishing equipment, extra hooks, baits and even a new line, other than the pack of Bud.

Then, on the time we get to the beach, Justin's girlfriend calls him to pick her up at her job, which was also far far away... he had to go, and left me, Sósia and Pedro, one drunk and 2 sober... thank can't be good... Justin said he was coming back after dropping her home. The three of us walk to the beach, I take on the baits which were frozen and try to unfreeze them on the sea, just to get myself completely wet with my work clothes, and then we realize that the beach is full of kids looking for those little animals we call tatuí in Brazil, so we could not pull up a line or the kids would get stuck on in as they passed in front of us... not to mention the fact that it is illegal to drink in public places, and it would be quite an esparro to drink with so many people there...

So, it was a matter of time till someone had the balls to say we were not doing that anymore... I finally said, I'll call Justin and tell him we are gone! We'll return his fishing stuff some other day. I called him and he said "Ok, not a problem" And I don't know who was more happy, Justin for not coming, or we for leaving!

So check it: Our shark fishing turned into a regular fishing in a nice place, than turned into a stupid fishing by the beach, than turned into dead calamaris on the sand and none in the water as baits, and not a single shot of the hooks to the water!

I said to Pedro as we drove home: "Yeah, you come here to the greatest indio program so far... at least you can drive us, because I am not in conditions to do so..." and he said "Yeah... you should see Sósia yelling at me "You are an old bastard! You don't have energy for nothing!" When I said I didn't wanna come... well we did, and look at this... well, whatever..."

hahahaha the best part is that I had a lot of fun hahaha

see ya'll... let me see the feedback of this one...